SAY WHAAAA?? Ok sorry folks, it's been a while. My husband changed jobs so we had to turn in the "work from home laptop" that job gave us, so I have no computer during the day. I need one of my own, I know, but until then, my time on the computer is limited! ANYWAY, I just wanted to blog about incorrect song lyrics today. Leave it to my husband to totally invent song lyrics and insist they are correct. Case in point, everyone knows Is This Love by Bob Marley right? The end of the first verse goes "We'll share the same room, and Jah will provide the bread... is this love, is this love is this love is this love that I'm feeling". In Russ's world, it's "We'll share the same room, and jump rope by the bay... this this love, etc. Equally as puzzling, a friend of mine couldn't decipher Michael Jackson's famous line in Gotta Be Starting Something "Mama say Mama sah Mamacusa". She recently revealed she thought he was saying "I was saved by the sound of Michael's songs". My cousin thought he was saying "Imma say it one more time, I'm not gon' stop" while my other friend always thought (until last week actually) that it was "Mama said Imma sell a Moccasin". That one doesn't even make any sense.

YOUR MONDAY MORNING GIGGLE.

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